Creature Campers Book 1: The Secret of Shadow Lake
1 Hurry up Norm called Ma You don’t want to be late for your first day of camp That was exactly what Norm wanted In fact he didn’t want to go to camp at all Norm stared into the bathroom mirror His belly button stared back at him He tried to squat down so that he could see his face but his knees bumped the sink
He still could only see himself from the shoulders down Stupid growth spurt he mumbled It’s not like he asked for this body One day he could walk without tripping over his own feet and the next day WHOOM He was taller than Pa And he wasn’t even a teenager yet
Norm leaned to the left and kicked over the clothes hamper He leaned to the right and lost his balance pulling the shower curtain down He tugged the shower curtain off his head tripped on the laundry stumbled over the trash can and fell back into the bathtub Everything okay up there called Ma Just combing my hair Norm said with a high-pitched squeak Even his voice was determined to make his life miserable He sat in the empty tub and pulled a very big comb across the tops of his enormous furry feet That’s my boy said Pa popping into the bathroom Big shoes to fill Get it Because you’re a Bigfoot Norm groaned
