Miranda and Maude #1: The Princess and the Absolutely Not a Princess
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER GONE TO SCHOOL
1 PRINCESS MIRANDA DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL It was Princess Miranda’s first first day of school She had never been to school before and she absolutely positively did not want to go But she was going Just one hour ago her parents the king and queen had woken her up and said Time to go to school At first Miranda had thought she was dreaming dreaming She was a princess She lived in an enormous enormous castle filled with fancy and expensive things She didn’t get woken up and told to go to school She had a wonderful very old royal tutor named Madame Cornelia who came at noon napped at one and left promptly at two But apparently things had changed 1
Because here she was Curled up in the back of a fancy automobile being driven to school Miranda’s mother whom the princess called QM which was short for Queen Mom squeezed her daughter’s hand 2
You might like it QM whispered as Blake the driver of the fancy automobile turned into a parking lot with a sign that said mountain river valley elementary school The princess shook her head She knew she would absolutely positively hate school 3
