Professional swimmers are like classically trained dancers Their dives off the starting block look like ballet moves They make graceful curves with their bodies What’d they say Grampa Err I get it They didn’t want me either did they 4
Nah I turned them down Their pool looks like a polluted lake Oh who cares what they think People think I’m different That gimpy girl wants to learn to swim huh Dream on Heh Her name’s Yu’er Yu fish er child 5
What happens if I get past the Special Olympics tryouts You might even win a gold medal Then you’d be a star We’d see your face in all the ads And we could buy a new motorized tricycle After that you’d start an official training program Grampa I want to be a champion Here’s an idea If we had a pool at home you’d have an easier time training A pool At home Grampa are you kidding Ha ha Your old Gramps would bask in the glow of his Yu’er 6
Wow You weren’t kidding Ha ha Well what’d I tell you 7
