What did they call Dracula when he won the game The champ-ire What do dogs and baseball players have in common They both catch flies chase strays and run for home when they see the catcher Where do surfers sleep In water beds 5
Why didn’t the hockey player like to fish He kept getting called for hooking Why did the ballerina quit Because it was tutu hard Why did the tennis player’s ears hurt Because of all the racquet 6
Why did the witches call off their baseball game They couldn’t find their bats 7
