What animal gets in trouble when it takes a test The cheetah Why did the prince bring his father to school The teacher said to bring a ruler Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school Because they’re all in HIGH school 5
Why are kindergarten teachers so great Because they know how to make little things count Why did the teacher marry the janitor Because he swept her off her feet Why was there thunder and lightning in the science lab The scientists were brainstorming 6
