Really Silly Jokes

Really Silly Jokes — page 1 — What do you call a snowman in the desert 4 A puddle

Really Silly Jokes — page 2 — Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine It wooden go What did the window say to the door What are you squeaking about I’m the one with the pane Why did the apple go out with a fig Because it couldn’t find a date 5

Really Silly Jokes — page 3 — How did the chewing gum cross the road It was stuck to the chicken’s foot Can February March No but April May What do people do in clock factories They make faces all day 6

Really Silly Jokes — page 4 — What do you call a nervous celery stalk An edgy veggie 7

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