STYLE GOT I needs to be remembered or at least not forgotten So in case you were wondering my future self here’s what you looked like then Hmm you know looking back I can kind of see why I never got adopted I suppose I made an odd first impression Something about me just doesn’t quite match Or actually a lot of things don't
ANNOYING SUPER 1 My right eye is blue and my left is green 2 I have short fingers on one hand and giant ones on the other 3 One leg is longer than the other 4 My feet are way too big for my legs not to mention two completely different sizes Sure not everyone noticed these qualities the first time they saw me But anyone who spent time with me like say trying to decide if they wanted to take me home saw them eventually
Growing up at Mr Shelley’s Orphanage for Lost and Neglected Children I thought a lot about getting a family I used to daydream all the time that somewhere out there I had the HUGEST family in the world But Mr Shelley the orphanage director never figured out who left me behind Mr Shelley always told me that he found me lying on a blanket in a box He called me John Doe J D for short Although I wasn’t the greatest orphan Mr Shelley would be the first to tell you that he wasn’t
the greatest orphanage director For example I was the ONE AND ONLY orphan at Mr Shelley’s orphanage The place wasn’t exactly what you’d call successful In fact the place was GOING OUT OF BUSINESS One day Mr Shelley got a letter The power company said they’d be shutting off the power sometime in the next 24 hours And that’s when this monster mystery started That’ll do it said Mr Shelley from inside his office I guess this is the last time I’ll see this place Or it would be if I could see anything with
