THUMP Clark’s foot banged into Lois’s chair knocking her to the ground Ouch she cried out Clark just because I made a little joke at your expense doesn’t give you the right to kick my chair I I don’t know what happened Lois stammered Clark Honestly it wasn’t my fault I was just about to tell you that I found a great new restaurant called Ben’s Bistro that I think you’re going to love Lois dusted herself off and grabbed her purse Well what are we waiting for she asked Let’s go Clark wasn’t sure that he should go to lunch so soon since he had just arrived at the office but he didn’t want to make Lois any angrier Let’s go he said in agreement
Lois grabbed Clark’s arm and practically pulled him out of the office Get a move on Kent she said I’m starving As they walked outside Clark couldn’t help but notice that it was a gorgeous summer day in Metropolis His mood began to lighten as he and Lois strolled toward the restaurant Soon he forgot all about his confusing morning mishaps With a smile Clark pointed to the building as they crossed the street Ben’s Bistro is right across the street he said to Lois Get ready for a great meal They have all your favorite dishes Roach poison Lois said with disgust Is this your idea of a joke Clark Clark blinked and then he blinked again The restaurant Ben’s Bistro that he had seen just a minute ago was now an exterminator shop called Ben’s Bug-Stompers There were giant drawings of
cockroaches and rats in the window Clark shook his head in confusion and began apologizing to Lois Come on Clark Lois said You’ve had your fun Let’s just grab a burger next door Clark meekly followed Lois into the nearby restaurant As the two of them sat down at a table Clark’s right arm suddenly flew across the table SPLASH Clark had an astonished look on his face as his hand smacked a pitcher of water knocking it over and spilling it all over Lois’s dress Something pulled my arm Lois and I Clark started to explain but Lois jumped to her feet That’s it she yelled grabbing her soaking wet purse I don’t know what is wrong with you
