my Life in SMILEY ILLUSTRATED BY TIN JONES FOR SMILEYWORLD I GOT THIS almost ANNE KALICKY Andrews McMeel PUBLISHING
CRIME SCENE Warning to all snoopers and intruders
It is officially forbidden to read this masterpiece before Saturday April 19 2127 Whoever you are whatever your name is if by the greatest of misfortunes you’ve stumbled upon this notebook immediately chuck it as far away as you possibly can or put it back where it belongs If you refuse to obey this command my punishment will be TERRIBLE your head will become covered with pigeon turds your eyebrows will become three times thicker snakes will burst from your mouth your toes will morph into spinach and you’ll feel like you have to throw up for the rest of your life This is your last chance to avoid becoming a horrifying monster Never under any circumstanc es turn this page Dispose of this journal in a manner so that its proper owner can find it or prepare yourself for the darkest hours of your miserable life Um sorry Mom if you find this while cleaning my room love you
