He hoped Huntress wouldn’t be too mad at him for being late As the Scarlet Speedster bit into his seventh slice the airport came into sight I’ll offer Huntress the last piece he thought No way she’ll be mad at me after that The Flash knew Huntress would be waiting inside a Justice League cargo plane The hangar that housed it was right beyond the small control tower I’m still hungry The Flash muttered as he rounded the corner I could really use some dessert And suddenly there it was before him a huge creamy chocolate pie
What he cried Then SPLOPP He ran right into it The Flash froze He couldn’t move He couldn’t speak He gasped for air and hit the ground hard The Joker and Harley Quinn stared down at The Flash’s unconscious body Why is he just lying there Harley poked him with the head of her giant mallet Then she bent over studying The Flash’s whipped cream covered face Paralyzing agent the Joker replied chuckling to himself It’s my own special formula Collect the speedster will you I have to call Lex
Harley slung The Flash over her shoulder grateful for her enhanced strength The Joker turned his back on her and punched a number into his cell phone Lex Luthor appeared on the view screen You have them he growled The Joker shrugged I have one of them Superman Lex asked eagerly The Flash the Joker said He’ll serve as bait to lure the others Don’t bother me with details You know why I’m paying for this operation Lex growled I want Superman Let me know when you have him You can do what you want with the rest of the Justice League but Superman is mine Harley wrinkled her nose as Lex clicked off
