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For John ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Some people think that Fierce Obnoxious Odoriferous Furballs are fictional creatures That is too bad for them because it means that they will not be prepared in case of an actual Foof attack I do not have that problem I have bunions In case you do not know what bunions are I will tell you Bunions are what you get when you cross bunnies with onions That is a lie but it does not matter What matters is that I have many people who know all about Foofs and who will help me if when they attack Thank you thank you thank you Erica Finkel Susan Van Metre Dan Santat Pam Notarantonio Chad Beckerman Jen Graham Nicole Russo and Jason Wells Thanks to Edward Necarsulmer IV Andrew and Katie the Urams and of course the Beatys Special thanks to Michael Uram who invented the Birds and Others Classification System of Things in the Universe which will be very useful indeed when the roofs attack Hint They others are
Chapter 1 When suddenly A massive bubble of gas erupted from the murky bottom of Putrescent Pond and oozed upward through the stinking pool of thick gray slime The bubble pushed against the pond's oily skin which bulged into an enormous greasy dome Three ragged gray creatures with swirly blue eyes stood on the shore and watched intently They tilted their heads to one side pointed their enormous schnozzles toward the dome stamped their puny feet impatiently and sniffed hungrily Remember this It's later important