Chapter 1 WELCOME BACK TO YAWNEE VALLEY its green hills and cows cows cows The grass grows the hills roll the cows moo Who cares Well these two DANNY'S DINER ONLY YES YOU DID This is Miles Murphy and Niles Sparks the only members of a two person secret club known to themselves and only themselves as the Terrible Two Miles is the one in mask a gas
The Terrible Two was a particular kind of secret club The Terrible Two was a pranking club And on this day a Sunday Miles and Niles were about to pull their latest prank On the day before this day a Saturday Miles and Niles had drawn up a list of things they'd need Why would we need gas masks asked Niles Miles and Niles were in their prank lab a walk in closet off Niles's bedroom bedroom whose four walls and ceiling had been covered in chalkboard chalkboard paint so the Terrible Two could plot out their pranks Notice the maps Notice the diagrams Notice the crate corner full of black socks stuck in the
