Chapter 1 WELCOME TO YAWNEE VALLEY an idyllic place with rolling green hills that slope down to creeks and cows as far as the eye can see There's one now
Some facts about Yawnee Valley If you placed all of Yawnee Valley's cows in a stack they would extend to the moon and back But this is probably not a good idea since cows are afraid of heights and cannot breathe in space without helmets
cows In 1836 due to a balloting error a cow was elected mayor of Yawnee Valley After earning record high approval ratings the cow was reelected to a second term A statue of that cow still stands in the center of the town square If you stand next to a cow for a whole day you will hear that cow moo one hundred times or less Counting moos is a popular popular pastime in Yawnee Valley MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That's one All this makes Yawnee Valley a very exciting place if you're enthusiastic about cows Miles Murphy was not enthusiastic about
