Professor P PoopDECK I’m Professor Pip Poopdeck Welcome aboard We’re exploring a substance that most have ignored An icky-poo subject folks don’t care to visit Quite putrid and shocking and horrid or is it
Poop is yucky poop is foul Step in poop and you will howl To read this book you must be strong Just hold your nose and come along
Everyone poops yes it's true From aardvarks to the humped zebu
And every creature in between It’s simply part of life’s routine
