REPORT TO TROOP BEEP BEEP And an extra BEEEEEP for Loopshade Day Greetings Galaxy Scouts Loopshade Day is almost here I only wish Earthlings celebrated it They celebrate their own holidays usually by doing strange things with food They hang food on trees They put food in socks They dye food different colors and hide it on the lawn Sometimes they dress up and scare people then beg those people for food Earth holidays seem odd at first Still they can be fun But not as much fun as Loopshade Day
1 READ OUT Grace settled onto a log She flicked her flashlight on She opened the book she’d been saving for this moment Grace’s school was having a Read Out an overnight reading campout in the gym They’d set up tents lawn chairs and fake campfires Thanks to Spork’s Blasteroid Simulator a twinkly 11
