Monty the Malodorous was a fearsome pirate who sailed the six or seven seas He was brave He was bold He was brilliant with his sword When he raised the Jolly Roger other ships turned and fled And when he cruised into port other pirates handed over their treasure
But Monty had a secret he could not swim While the other pirates jumped into the ocean for their Saturday scrub Monty stood on a cannon and bellowed Real pirates don’t bathe Yar-har-har This attitude earned him much respect and a great deal of personal space
