Ghastly McNastys: The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring
THE GHASTLY MCNASTYS THE LOST TREASURE OF LITTLE SNORING Lyn Gardner Ros Asquith
WANTED LOST GOLD SANDAL DEAD Or ALIVE high heel Left foot High heel The Crayfish Twin terrors wanted for million squid robbery of lobster bouillion FOR SALE Selling cold milkless tea as whisky and stealing babies Shoe laces rattles BIG REWARD Shoe polish Very nice left HELP Shoe nearly new Lost House Please apply if found to The Old Woman who lives in a Sock
Chapter 1 Grisly Captain Gruesome McNasty and his twin brother Captain Grisly McNasty were standing on the deck of their ship The Rotten Apple They had just thrown their rusty old anchor over the side of the ship which had screeched to a halt leaving a terrible trail of skid marks in the sea Sweaty socks What a wickedly wonderful day for gruesomeness declared Captain Gruesome gleefully scratching his mustache which was home to 761 nits 77 fleas and a ferret Squeaky underpants What a dastardly delightful day for ghastliness agreed his brother
