Sunday Dear future human You who were forced to leave Earth to migrate to a distant planet this masterpiece is for YOU Because let’s be clear this notebook is not a diary OK It is an autobiographical masterpiece that of a true hero from a bygone era I am writing for a noble cause for the future No other reason Actually to fill you in quickly I just saw a weird show on TV that was talking about a planet called Eratosthenes that seemed oddly similar to Earth The beginning of the show was really interesting Scientists described the possibility of living on this new planet one day But then it went downhill humans had to quickly evacuate to go live on Eratosthenes because the Earth’s atmosphere had suddenly become unbreathable
152 LIGHT YEARS NEXT STOP Turn around I forgot my toothbrush 1 STAR DANGER 2 STARS SAFETY GREAT RING OF SATURN REST STOP Are we there yet Did you set the GPS Dear So after seeing this show I asked myself What if that really happens What will I have done for the coming generations I then had this great idea to write about the big steps of my life so I can become a true hero In four days for example I'll start middle school There you have it a big milestone
DINNER TIIIIIIIME It's my mom SO IT’S NOW OR NEVER TO GIVE IT A TRY One day I’m sure someone will discover my memoirs in the safe of an abandoned space shuttle and I’LL MAKE IT INTO HISTORY WITH A CAPITAL H Wait a minute I just got a text
Dear future human Monday What’s up I’m Bruce Max My name’s While waiting to go back to school I’ll take the opportunity to tell you a little about myself My name is Maxime and I live in France OK would’ve rather been named Bruce or Clark Luckily everyone calls me Max nicknames are way cooler I’m eleven years old and I have two sisters Lisa is eight but she’s still my parents little baby And Marion she’s fourteen and she’s so annoyyyyyying so I Even on Eratosthenes she’d be sent back to Earth for being so annoyyyyyying Maybe you future people are lucky enough to have parents who took some kind of a cyber-pill to give you a little brother instead
