HEY CAT WE'RE PLAYING KING KONG LOOK I'M STANDING ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING HOLDING FAY WRAY WHAP JUST FOR THAT WE WON'T ASK HIM TO PLAY BRUCE CABOT WOULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION MA'AM COULD YOU REPHRASE THE QUESTION MA'AM MAYBE YOU COULD ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION HOW WOULD IT ΒΕ IF I WENT OUT THE DOOR AND CAME BACK IN AGAIN
MY HISTORY REPORT IS ON WASHINGTON D.C D.C STANDS FOR DOCTOR DOCTOR WASHINGTON WAS AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST HIS BEST FRIEND WAS NAMED BUNKER HILL ONE DAY ON THE BATTLEFIELD DOCTOR WASHINGTON LOOKED AT BUNKER HILL AND SAID THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WHITES OF YOUR EYES AS A REWARD FOR SAVING HIS FRIEND'S VISION THE PEOPLE VOTED TO MAKE DOCTOR WASHINGTON THEIR COACH MA'AM I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS FIRST QUESTION AS A MATTER OF FACT I DON'T THINK I CAN ANSIER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS MAYBE I COULD JUST HELP THE CUSTODIAN SWEEP THE HALLS
I'M HAVING TROUBLE IN SCHOOL MARCIE MY DAD IS OUT OF TOWN AGAIN BUT I TALKED WITH HIM ON THE PHONE HE SAID I COULD TRANSFER TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL IF I WANTED TO YOU DON'T THINK THE GOVERNMENT WOULD BE OFFENDED IF I LEFT THE PUBLIC SCHOOL DO YOU I WOULDN'T THE GOVERNMENT WANT ANYONE WOULD TO THINK UNDERSTAND I'M A SNOB SIR A PRIVATE SCHOOL MIGHT DO ME A LOT OF GOOD CHUCK I MIGHT EVEN BECOME ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE I WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING I CAN SEE YOU NOW IN A WHITE BLOUSE AND A BLUE SKIRT RUNNING OUT TO PLAY FIELD HOCKEY DON'T HASSLE ME WITH YOUR SARCASM CHUCK
THESE ARE BROCHURES FOR PRIVATE SCHOOLS MARCIE HERE'S ONE THAT ADVERTISES ADVENTURE FELLOWSHIP AND CREATIVITY AND HERE'S ONE THAT HAS AN INDOOR RIDING RING AND AN OLYMPIC POOL HERE'S ONE HERE'S ONE THAT HAS SIR THAT FIELD TRIPS EMPHASIZES TO NORWAY REMEDIAL AND HOLLAND READING ARE YOU TRYING TO BRING ME BACK DOWN TO EARTH MARCIE SNOOPY I HAVE A PROBLEM MY DAD IS WILLING TO SEND ME TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL BUT THEY ALL COST FOUR OR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS I CAN'T ASK HIM TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON ME WHAT SHOULD I DO ACE OBEDIENCE SCHOOL COMPLETE TRAINING TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS
