What are you looking for anyway No I mean what were you looking for with your binoculars My binoculars Can you keep a secret I heard that there’s a Sasquatch in these woods Hey you guys Jay thinks Bigfoot is real Haw-haw secret Of course A what You know a large hairy bear-like creature with big feet You mean like Bigfoot The imaginary monster Yeah But remember it’s a 4
You’re looking for Bigfoot In those bushes I’m looking for my binoculars You might as well be looking for a unicorn I said I’m looking for my binoculars How about a little help Okay you guys enough joking around The campsite is just up ahead Let’s get go Wait I found something You need help all right-help telling the difference between reality and fantasy Ha ha ha ha ha ha Your binoculars No Bigfoot 5
Where Take a picture No way I have to text my mom Where are you kids going What’s going on over here It’s a Sasquatch footprint Hey No phones please We brought them only for emergencies And for our geocaching activity And for playing Hungry Birds when you guys are sleeping 6
Wait Are you sure that’s a Sasquatch footprint Yeah it doesn’t look like a footprint And why is there only one It looks like a dip Yeah a dip in the dirt It’s just a dip in the dirt not a footprint Sorry Jay First of all that doesn’t look like a footprint Secondly there’s no such thing as a Sasquatch Let’s go set up camp 7
