Hello My name is Arty I'm the troll in that famous story about the goats You know the one with all the trip trapping across a bridge Are you surprised to see me Did you think I was done for when the biggest goat kicked me off the bridge Here have some homemade bread and jam It's wild strawberry Settle back and I'll tell you the story REAL
I've never been like other trolls In Troll School I got good grades which meant I was the worst in my class Trolls aren't supposed to be smart Instead of practicing roars and chest thumping I made art and baked pies I wasn't big and clumsy I didn't even smell bad Are you sure you're a troll the other students teased Maybe you're an elf When we finished school the Troll Placement Board gave us jobs I was to guard a little bridge in the middle of nowhere The other trolls laughed But to me the job perfect was
