all the time because everybody knows beauty queens need to have a perfect wave I’m Kylie Jean and I’m going to be a beauty queen Just you wait and see
On Saturday morning when Ugly Brother and I wake up it’s cold It’s finally sweatshirt weather The air in my room is chilly I snuggle under the covers Sometimes it takes a long time for fall to come to Texas I look over at Ugly Brother He is snuggled at
the end of my bed Do you know it’s almost Thanksgiving I ask He barks Ruff ruff Two barks that’s a yes Then again maybe he’s just barking because he heard me say Thanksgiving Ugly Brother loves turkey so much Drumsticks are his favorite Don’t get too excited It’s still three weeks away I tell him Finally I scoot out of bed I pull on my jeans and sweatshirt Ugly Brother barely moves Come on lazy bones I call You can’t stay in bed all day Today we’re picking pecans so I can make my famous pecan pie for Sunday dinner
Ugly Brother tucks his face between his paws looking disappointed But then the smell of bacon wafts up from the kitchen downstairs It distracts him He bolts from the bed and starts to scamper and I quickly follow If we were racing to the breakfast table Ugly Brother would win By the time I get to the kitchen he’s standing next to my chair with a piece of bacon hanging out of his mouth It looks just like a tongue Someone sure loves bacon I say Momma turns to look at Ugly Brother and we both laugh Then she puts more
