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Harley Quinn's Crazy Creeper Caper

Harley Quinn's Crazy Creeper Caper book cover
CHAPTER 1 AMAZING PLAN A Harley Quinn sat cross-legged atop a large slightly damaged jack-in-the-box It was just one of many strange artifacts in the storage room of the Joker’s secret lair Other pieces of equipment created by the brilliant criminal mastermind and inventor loomed around her They stood as monuments to his evil genius Harley stared at a picture of the Joker and sighed Crackers one of her pet hyenas laid a head on her knee and whined I know baby Harley said stroking his golden fur Things just aren’t the same with Mr J locked up in Arkham Asylum Harley sniffled Then PLOP A tear fell onto the photo It’s Batman’s fault Batman and Robin’s for capturing my Puddin and locking him up she said Destroying our perfect partnership Just cause he broke into a musty old museum and painted his beautiful smile on all the stodgy old masterpieces It isn’t fair Crackers licked a tear from Harley’s cheek but Giggles her other hyena growled He picked up his Batman chew toy Then he shook it until it ripped and wads of stuffing spilled out onto the floor Giggles dropped the shredded figure in Harley’s lap and growled You’re right Giggles Harley cooed scratching him behind his ears Mr J wouldn’t want me sitting around feeling sorry for myself