shop was only open during the summer Last year Lois explained I bought a carton of ice cream before Jurgens closed for the winter I’ve been saving it ever since I’m impressed you didn’t eat it all yourself Jimmy joked I doubt I’d be able to resist knowing it was in the freezer the whole time Lois and Clark laughed and shook their heads As they all happily ate their ice cream the day seemed like it was going to be a perfect But that’s when a large angry woman in body armor appeared in the middle of Metropolis Her voice rang out across the entire city Out of my way she shouted I’m Stompa and I’m gonna smash Metropolis to pieces Lois Clark and Jimmy walked over to the edge of the roof and watched as Stompa marched down the busiest street in the city A car got too close to her so Stompa smashed her foot into its hood SMASSSSH The car was shattered into a million pieces Using his X-ray vision Clark saw that no one was badly hurt It was only a matter of time though until someone was seriously injured Stompa needed to be stopped We’d better evacuate Clark told his friends If Stompa reaches the Daily Planet Building I don’t want to be here to greet her Relax Lois told him Superman will show up He’ll take care of this lady before we’ve even finished our ice cream Of course Lois didn’t know that Clark Kent was actually Superman Clark needed to get away from Lois and Jimmy so that he could change into his costume Otherwise no one would come to stop Stompa Well you can stay here if you want Clark told them pretending to be frightened But I’m getting out of here Lois and Jimmy watched as Clark raced down the stairs that led back inside the Daily Planet Building Clark’s a good guy Lois told Jimmy but he sure is a coward
Seconds later Superman flew past the Daily Planet Building He landed directly in front of Stompa What’s this all about Superman asked Stompa smashed both her feet into the ground RUMMMMMMMM MMMBLE A shock wave rushed at the Man of Steel CRUNCH
Superman was thrown back by the powerful blast He crashed into the wall of a
nearby restaurant with a THUD Ha I just knocked out Superman Stompa shouted Let’s see what the Guide says about that Atop the Daily Planet Building Jimmy was taking pictures of the fight After all he was a photographer and someone knocking out Superman was big news Turning to Lois Jimmy asked Who or what is the Guide I don’t know Lois told him But I have a feeling we’d better find out Superman slowly crawled to his knees His whole body ached but it’d take a whole lot more than that to keep the Man of Steel from protecting his adopted home Stompa saw that Superman was trying to stand Why are you even bothering to get up Stompa asked I’m just gonna knock you back down again Looks like Superman could use a little help Lois said She looked at the food they’d been eating just moments ago Lois picked up her cooler of ice cream and carried it to the side of the roof Hey Stompa Lois called out loudly It’s lunch time Then she dropped the cooler over the edge of the building Lois no Jimmy cried out in horror The ice cream The cooler plummeted toward Stompa The super-villain turned around and looked up to see who had called her name Just then a cooler full of ice cream struck her square in the face SPLAAAAT You’re gonna pay for that Stompa shouted No one messes with Stompa Maybe we should back away from the edge of the roof Jimmy suggested Don’t worry Lois told him Stompa is hundreds of feet below us How’s she going to reach us from there Stompa bent her knees and jumped two feet into the air As she landed she slammed