The Dark Knight tied up the three robbers and left them bound to a TV satellite dish
He called Commissioner Gordon and let him know to send police to the roof to pick them up Then the super hero hurried down to the alley behind the museum to meet Alfred in one of his limousines All clear on the roof Master Bruce asked his loyal butler It is now Batman replied With the top of the museum secured Batman felt confident that the priceless treasures inside were safe for the night He had helped Commissioner Gordon choose the guards at all the museum’s entrances and he had personally inspected the building’s security cameras and alarms Nobody was going to steal any of the Ancient Egyptian artifacts on his watch In the time it took Alfred to drive around to the front of the museum Batman changed into a sharp tuxedo He stepped out of the limo as the last guests were entering the front doors Bruce climbed the museum stairs He was pleased when the guards stopped him and asked for his identification and invitation Even though they recognized him it meant that they were taking their security jobs seriously He was also happy to discover that Alfred had thoughtfully put the invitation in the inside tuxedo pocket After passing the guards Bruce walked into the museum He headed down the hall toward the reception area nodding at socialites along the way The reception room was a big fancy chamber with long white curtains framing the windows and silver chandeliers dangling overhead A few of the museum’s less-famous paintings hung on the walls flanked by marble statues In the main area of the room tall round tables covered by white tablecloths had been set up Celebrities gathered around them eating appetizers and drinking champagne Bruce smiled as Warren Pickering the museum’s director met him near the room’s entrance Bruce Mr Pickering said so great to see you Thanks to your generosity the Egyptian Antiquities exhibit is simply stunning I can’t wait to see it Bruce replied I’m sure your museum has displayed the artifacts to their best advantage Mr Pickering nodded We’ll be opening the galleries in a few moments he said
Now please enjoy our little party Bruce shook Mr Pickering’s hand Then he made his way toward a waiter carrying a tray of appetizers His exercise on the roof had made him hungry The waiter handed Bruce a napkin Bruce took a small cracker from the tray The cracker was topped with a strange-looking pinkish mush Bruce sniffed it and wrinkled his nose It smelled unpleasant Maybe it tastes better than it looks Bruce said The waiter simply nodded so Bruce popped the cracker into his mouth It was disgusting
Bruce quickly spat the chewed-up cracker into his napkin I think the museum
