Check out these jokes submitted by our very own NG Kids readers
Q How do you make a tissue dance A Put a little boogie in it Paige age 7 California PULL A man walks into the doctor's office Man Doctor doctor I've had a dream and I don't know what it means Doctor What happened in the dream Man There was a door with a sign on it and no matter how hard I pushed the door wouldn't open Doctor What did the sign say Man Pull Bethany age 11 Tennessee
Q A Q How does NASA organize a party A They planet What do you call a Knock Knock cow that can't fly Ground beef Sebastian age 14 Maine Who's There Water Water who Water you doing Let me in Holland age 12 New Jersey Jude age 10 Illinois Q Why did the can crusher quit his job 4 Because it was soda pressing Maura age 12 Texas Q What phone does a turtle like to carry A A shell phone Isabel age 9 Maryland
