Zacktastic

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the bridge of my nose and round my shoulders like Drew Listerman And I’m on Good evening ladies and gentleman Today we’re celebrating a day in the life of Zachary Cooley Maybe you saw his picture in the newspaper on the day he stomped out a bunch of smoldering cigarette butts in the Pinemont Woods preventing what surely would have been Pennsylvania’s most massive forest fire Or perhaps you heard his name mentioned on the radio the morning he spotted a woman walking on the railroad tracks and got her to safety just moments before a speeding train whipped by Certainly you saw the story on the evening news about the time Zack rappelled out of a helicopter and rescued a man swimming in the ocean below Seconds later a school of great white sharks was spotted off the coast Young Zack is credited with saving hundreds no thousands of lives Please join me in welcoming birthday boy Zachary 2