The Ghastly McNastys: Fright in the Night

The Ghastly McNastys: Fright in the Night — page 1 — AP S WARNING OA Please keep this book shut A at all times even when you are reading it PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU ARE READING IT I st t If you dare to ignore this advice do not be surprised h if the McNastys jump out F 14 from the pages and give you fleas nits and nightmares I NEY The McNasty IS may a ſ try to escape from the CHASTLY pages and if they do things could turn VERY NASTY indeed V iMcMASTI Do NOT OP EN N is in

The Ghastly McNastys: Fright in the Night — page 2 — Chapter 342 Do not be utterly ridiculous You cannot begin a book with Chapter 342 as this would be very confusing for everyone and like starting the alphabet with N or eating pizza and strawberry ice cream for breakfast

The Ghastly McNastys: Fright in the Night — page 3 — Chapter 1 amie Fried-Trout the cabin boy was standing high up in the crow’s nest on the mast of the fishing trawler The J Good Hope He had been chosen as a lookout because he was the only member of the crew who was fit enough to climb up to the crow’s nest But he was not an ideal choice because he suffered from terrible seasickness and was always too busy shouting Oops sorry to all those he was being sick over on the deck below to notice anything on the horizon

The Ghastly McNastys: Fright in the Night — page 4 — Since Jamie had been lookout The Good Hope had sailed into the world’s biggest iceberg which immediately melted in shock causing sea levels to rise dangerously collided with Australia which had shifted several hundred feet to the right and hit Canada which now had a terrible dent in it Jamie had been obliged to say Oops sorry a lot recently Worst of all had been the giant squid whose tentacles had gotten completely knotted after The Good Hope ran into it Jamie had apologized profusely and promised that he would never eat calamari again not even when it is grilled with garlic lemon juice and olive oil which is scrumptious But the giant squid was in no mood for apologies When it eventually untied itself it waved its tentacles like a fist at Jamie and swam away with revenge

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