S U N DAY I was rudely awoken this morning I’m forced to share my house with a creature the humans call FRANK He has no respect for my morning schedule 10 00 a m Nap 10 30 a m Knead cat bed 10 32 a m Nap 11 00 a m S-t-r-e-t-c-h 11 02 a m Nap 12 00 p m Lunch And so on
He’s always bothering me to play with him And you should see the way he eats I give Frank daily lessons on minding his manners
M O N DAY Frank woke me extra early this morning I complained to the humans with my own wake-up call The littlest human is Molly There are four humans who live in my house If I had to choose a favorite it would be the medium-sized one Sam He seems to understand me Her sole purpose is to cause me misery
