dollar But once you start mixing all those dollars and cents together plus a bunch of other people and their funds suddenly money really becomes something you can sink your teeth into People and Pie If they get their hands on a pie some people will polish the whole thing off Others will eat a tiny sliver and save the rest for later Some feel guilty after they eat even one little slice of that luscious apple goodness Not me Bring it Others demand more pie even when they’ve had enough People and Money If they get their hands on a big wad of cash some people will immediately run to the mall and spend the lot Others will spend a tiny amount and save the rest for later Some people feel guilty when they spend even a tiny fraction of their paycheck Others want more and more money even when they have enough See what I mean That’s why I’ve developed a taste for money over the years Cash is complicated but in a seriously fascinating way It makes us happy sad fearful and even embarrassed It’s got the power to destroy (cid:58)(cid:75)(cid:72)(cid:81)(cid:3)(cid:76)(cid:87)(cid:3)(cid:70)(cid:82)(cid:80)(cid:72)(cid:86)(cid:3)(cid:87)(cid:82)(cid:3)(cid:70)(cid:68)(cid:86)(cid:75)(cid:15)(cid:3)(cid:90)(cid:72)(cid:127)(cid:85)(cid:72)(cid:3)(cid:81)(cid:82)(cid:87)(cid:3)(cid:72)(cid:91)(cid:68)(cid:70)(cid:87)(cid:79)(cid:92)(cid:3) (cid:68)(cid:87)(cid:3)(cid:68)(cid:3)(cid:79)(cid:82)(cid:86)(cid:86)(cid:3)(cid:73)(cid:82)(cid:85)(cid:3)(cid:90)(cid:82)(cid:85)(cid:71)(cid:86) Money moolah cheddar currency coins dollars notes pounds dough greenbacks bucks bread bacon beans clams boffo loonies spondulicks Spondulicks As in Hey take these here spondulicks down to the corner store and pick up some milk Seriously 2
whole countries and save lives all around the world Don’t say that’s not amazing Like many of you I’ve been interested in money since I was a kid babysitting and selling hotdogs at the hockey arena What was this mysterious stuff that gave me the ability to buy a new T-shirt or hang out at the movie theater with my friends And even weirder why didn’t the grown-ups around me ever seem to want to talk about it These were big questions that needed big answers And it turns out I was right Researching and writing this book has made me realize how mind-blowing money truly is In fact I’ve learned so much this year that even I’m spending and saving my money in a whole new way For example money does buy happiness if you spend it the right way More on that later I have to admit I wish someone had handed me a book like this when I was a kid But lucky for you more and more people are coming to realize that financial literacy that’s fancy for money education is something everyone should have access to a lot earlier in life More kids are finally learning about debt saving and spending in school instead of stumbling across the information when they’re adults adults who may already be in serious debt because no one taught them how to handle their money in the first place Ready to get started and sink your teeth into money now Whether you already know how to read the stock markets or you’re starting from scratch this book is going to give you the goods to see money in a whole new way The payoff is going to be huge So why not read on Easy as pie That’s how money is going to seem to you soon So flip the page I’ll be waiting for you on the other side Kira
4 Money frees you from doing things you dislike Since I dislike doing nearly everything money is handy GROUCHO MARX
CHAPTER ONE HELLO CASH-O-RAMA What’s this book all about Oh yeah Money That stuff CHEDDAR BUCKS MOOLAH FUNDS BREAD BACON BEANS Whatever you want to call your money there’s a good chance you’re starting to take it a bit more seriously these days Maybe you’re thinking about taking a babysitting class or mowing the neighbor’s lawn to turn your spare time into pure moneymaking magic Sounds like a plan Or perhaps you’ve already got a wad of cash stuffed in your old piggy bank and now your mom is telling you it’s time to open a real bank account 5
