(cid:38)(cid:82)(cid:81)(cid:387)(cid:356)(cid:49)(cid:87)(cid:54) Introduction Loathsome Lunches Before You Get Started Grossify Your Lunches Writhing Worm Sandwiches Blood-Soaked Eyeball Soup Tombstone Sandwiches Superslimy Bat Wings Maggot and Bug Salad Monster-Snot Ramen Muddy Earthworm Spaghetti Dog Pile on Rice Creature-in-My-Pot Pie Wrapping Up Glossary Further Information Index 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 30 31 31 32
Introduction (cid:47)(cid:82)(cid:68)(cid:387)(cid:362)(cid:54)(cid:82)(cid:373)(cid:356)(cid:3) (cid:47)(cid:389)(cid:374)(cid:38)(cid:75)(cid:357)(cid:384) You’re home on a Saturday and hungry for lunch You peer into the refrigerator Eyeballs bobbing in a bloody soup stare back at you A pungent pile of dog doo sits on the second shelf And look there are leftovers Worms writhe under hamburger-bun hats These lunches might seem fit for a monster But they are edible and even enjoyable 4
Many diners love lunches that look and sound disgusting But revolting recipes can taste terrific Plus they are tons of fun to make and serve So set the table and steel your stomach It’s time for the most sickening vile lunches you’ll ever love to eat 5