Mummy Dogs and Other Horrifying Snacks

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Introduction Sickening Snacks Most kids reach for a snack as Most kids reach for a snack as soon as they get home from soon as they get home from school What is your go-to treat school What is your go-to treat Maybe you grab a handful of Maybe you grab a handful of pretzels and wash them down pretzels and wash them down with a tall glass of juice Or with a tall glass of juice Or maybe you nibble on some maybe you nibble on some fruit But what if those fruit But what if those pretzels were covered in pretzels were covered in snot Imagine that your snot Imagine that your juice was made of slime juice was made of slime Picture fruit full of fangs Picture fruit full of fangs These dishes may sound These dishes may sound horrible But you’re horrible But you’re actually in for a actually in for a delicious treat delicious treat 4