Contents One Shark Toofs Two Targur Three Vibbles Four Fundersticks Five Himplepotamus Six Flimsy Tree Seven Hopping Bird Day Eight Trigger Cheats
ONE Shark Toofs My friend Kabungo lives in a cave on Main Street It’s right by the post office One day I banged on the side of the cave with a rock Caves don’t have doors unfortunately A pair of eyes sparkled in the dark Which said a deep voice Kabungo has a surprisingly deep voice for a ten-year-old girl It’s just me I said Beverly Ohhh kay said my friend waving her hand In Even after I took off my sunglasses it was still black in the cave Kabungo is used to it She can see in the dark like a tiger
I asked her to switch the lights on Kabungo knew what I meant There was a crumpling sound then a thump and then presto a flame appeared in the fire pit Kabungo doesn’t have electricity She doesn’t have a lot of things She has a table though I don’t think she uses it She has some cutlery I brought her I know she doesn’t use that She has a black-and-white TV I guess it’s for decoration How Belly she said Kabungo has always called me Belly I don’t think she has enough teeth to say Beverly Fine K I said Sometimes I call her K for short How about you Mmm She scratched her head Itchy Have you been using your flea powder I bought her some a while back Nnnn said Kabungo shaking her head Not tasty I would have told her that flea powder wasn’t for eating but I never tell anyone anything more than a hundred times It’s my personal rule As usual there were cobwebs in every corner and dust bunnies running wild I don’t care for dust or spiders but Kabungo doesn’t seem to mind
