Treaties, Trenches, Mud, and Blood (Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales #4)
oH JOY IT S LIKE A ZOO CHAPTED THE ANCIENT MENAGERIE HERE IS EUROPE IN 1914 EACH COUNTRY IS NOW REPRESENTED BY ANANIMAL LOOKA MAGIC BIRD AND A PUPPY THIS IS MY KIND OF STORY THESE ARE THE KEY PLAYERS IN WORLD WAR ONE LET S TAKE A LOOK AT EACH OF THEM YEAH YEAH YEAH oOH WHY ARE THEY so MAD AT EACH OTHER THAT S AUSTRIA HUNGARY AND SERBIA AND THIS IS WHERE WE BEGIN THE AUSTRO HUNGARIAN EMPIRE REPRESENTED BY THE GRIFFIN SYMBOL OF THE HOUSE OF HAPSBURG THE KINGDOM OF SERBIA REPRESENTED BY THE WOLE A NATIONAL ANIMAL OF SERBIA SERBIA IS A DANGEROUS TROUBLEMAKER SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TEACH THAT COUNTRY A LESSON VA GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS You WICKED OLD BUZZARD THE SOONER THE BETTER 2m 1914 POP so MILLION AM LEADER EMPEROR FRANZ JOSEPH I ALLIES GERMANY 1914 POP 4 5 MILLION LEADER KING PETER L P M NIKOLA PASIć ALLIES RUSSIA
You ANNEXED MY BUDDIES LET THEM Go YEAH LET US Go THIS IS RIDICULOUS BE QUIET I FIND THIS IGHLY STIMULATIN OA OK QUIT YOUR YAPPING PUPS THAT IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS YoUR EMPEROR A You WOULDN T BE SO BRAVE ON YOUR OWN PUP WHAT S THAT ICAN T HEAR YOU MY BEST FRIEND RUSSIA S FOOTSTEPs Are Too LOUD iOOM IDCOO WE HAVE POWERFUL FRIENDS TOO THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE REPRESENTED BY THE BEAR RUSSIA S NATIONAL ANIMAL THE EMPIRE OF GERMANY REPRESENTED BY THE EAGLE FROM GERMANY S COAT OF ARMs RRROARRR SERBIA IS UNDER OUR PROTECTION STAY BACK SERBIA AND RUSSIA WE ARE PREPARED TO FIGHT FOR OUR ALLY 1914 POP GS MILLION LEADER KAISER WILHELM 0 1914 POP 164 MILLION LEADER TSAR NICHOLAS II ALLIES FRANCE ENGLAND ALLIES AUSTRIA HUNGARY
RUSSIA COULD STEAMROLL BOTH OF YOU THE THE GERMAN EMPIRE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY BUT WE ARE BIGGER YES AND SLOWER WE ARE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING EXCUSEZ Moi MESSIEURS IF YOU MESS WITH RUSSIA You ARE MESSING WITH FRANCE You STOLE OUR LAND ALSACE LORRAINE IS OURS GIVE US THE CHANCE WE LL TAKE OUR LANDS AND OUR REVENGE O You WE DEFEATED YOU IN 1871 IN IT THE REPUBLIC OF FRANCE THE KINGDOM OF BELGIUM REPRESENTED BY THE GALLIC ROOSTER REPRESENTED BY THE LION BELGIUM S NATIONAL ANIMALS DON T PUSH FRANCE WE WILL PUSH BACK O SO WHY IS BELGIUM HERE WE ARE A NEUTRAL COUNTRY AND WE PLAN TO STAY NEUTRAL C 1914 POP35 MILLION LEADER PRESIDENT RAYMOND POINCARE 1914 POP 7 6 MILLION LEADER KING ALBERT ALLIES RUSSIA ENGLAND ALLIES NEUTRAL AO
WHY DOES BELGIUM GET TO BE THE LION THE LION IS A LOT OF COUNTRIES IY THE BULLDOG NATIONAL ANIMAL BUT WE You DEVIL CAN T HAVE TWO LIONS OLD I CO IT IT S ENGLAND S NATIONAL ANIMAL ENGLAND WILL BE THE BULLDOG IN WHAT S AMERICA S ANIMAL THE BALD EAGLE OF COURSE AMERICA IS THE BALD EAGLE MAKE IT A BUNN HA PERFECT if O NO Or NO YOU DON T GERMANY Is THE EAGLE IF ENGLAND CAN T HAVE THE LION AMERICA CAN T HAVE THE EAGLE VERY WELL THE UNITED KINGDOM REPRESENTED BY THE BULLDOG THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA REPRESENTED BY THE BALANGLE THIS IS AN OUTRAGE O o N 1914 POP 46 MILLION LEADER KING GEORGE V PM HERBERT ASQUITH ALLIES FRANCE RUSSIA A 1914 POP 99 MILLION BERE LEADER PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON E ALLIES NONE ET 11