I hate camp I just hate it I wish I didn't But I do Being here is worse than bug juice on a burger Or homework on Thanksgiving Or water seeping into my shoes I want to go home right now I really
This all began one day when Grandma Sadie called me up on the phone I have a wonderful surprise she said Right away the best possible surprise popped into my mind You’re giving us a dog I said Grandma Sadie was quiet Then she said Eleanor honey Your parents don’t want a dog I knew that But I didn’t understand it We’d be so happy with a dog I told Grandma Sadie