Why are all my good pieces trapped behind stupid pawns Yes Yes You Aaaargh I fell RIGHT into my trap I smash you my rook IHATE evit night The queen to smithereens this game smashes your SKULL enemy pawn with her QUEEN HAMMER LA Queen hammer I like that I want to be a queen Queens get I bet the to go everywhere other chess pieces are They're more like Let me kiss your powerful than queen feet you're so anyone awesome HT Who cares what the other chess pieces think if Hashem knows you're good But I want everyone to know Hashem God
I clear my knights mutilated body off the field and take your queen with my pawn Checkmate in two moves You can't But kill a queen with a pawn But The queen's the most powerful piece I'm going to be grounded forever aren't I Mirka you know why you're grounded right You made some really poor decisions But I've learned my lesson and I'm going to do better as Regret O Mete Oops Oops leh CO Meh REGRET REGRET
My mother once told me when you have to make a decision imagine the person you want to become someday Ask yourself what would that person do Uh huh Since you're so contrite here's something to think about Hmmm AP Now go play outside and stop being a tsutshepenish But I lost BHEL BAE I just the game ungrounded you Mirka Do you really want to argue the point AP Tsutshepenish Pest
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