Meanwhile in space The flaming meteor hurtled through the endless black void Remember this It’s important later
Meanwhile to begin our story Not long ago in a galaxy just beyond the Milky Way but not quite as far as the Peanut Cluster there lived a race of fierce large ugly and ferocious furballs known as the Fierce Large Ugly and Ferocious Furballs Fluffs for short though in reality there is nothing short about Fluffs In fact Fluffs were and are tall with two enormous rabbitlike ears two enormous rabbitlike feet two enormous rabbitlike eyes and one small rabbitlike nose Well they couldn’t have two noses That would be weird Okay so the Fluffs are rabbits But they are not mild mannered cute-cuddly-carrot-crunching happy-hopping rabbits like those found on Earth The Fluffs are fierce warrior rabbits whose long floppy ears are for slapping Whose long floppy feet are for stomping And whose large eyes spin in opposite directions to hypnotize unsuspecting prey Oh yeah and they have fangs Fluffs and domestic Earth rabbits is found on the next page in Table 1 Know Your Fluff taken from The Illustrated Guide to Fluffs and Other Space Creatures You Don’t Want to Meet by Professor Donald J Dewdy Work
unpublished Go ahead and take a moment to read it if you want The rest of us will meet you at the next chapter For nonscientifically minded readers readers who wish they were playing video games right now you know who you are and readers forced to read this book for school book reports so sorry we’ll sum up the contents of Table 1 FLUFFS BAD Go to next chapter TABLE 1 KNOW YOUR FLUFF
