The Extremely Epic Viking Tale of Yondersaay

The Extremely Epic Viking Tale of Yondersaay — page 5
Or bells that jingle Ruairi said wistfully Or bells that jingle It’s a slap in the face Ruairi it has to stop Plus it’s a joke I’m absolutely positive he’ll find it funny And he’ll be proud of us Ruairi he loves it when students work for a long time to get a project just right First he’ll laugh then he’ll be proud Ruairi whispered as loud as he could over the atonal crooning of his parents in the front I’m not so sure about that Sing we joyous all together Fa la la la la la la la la Heedless of the wind and weather Fa la la la la la la la la wafted from the front seat like a bad smell This is fun Mum said screeching the car along the avenue of the wood surrounding their school We should do a Mr De Villiers and start singing Christmas songs on the first of November every year She did a U-turn by the school gates and sang one final fa-la-la while she stopped the car As the children bundled their school bags school shoes and their project out of the car Mum said Wait neither of you have Mr De Villiers for anything Quick as lightning Dani said Mum why are you dressed in a lab