Illustrated by David Roberts T Carolrhoda Books Minneapolis
For my great nephews and nieces Nico Jake Dani Mia Alex and Zac JC
Telling lies is NEVER a good idea I once told my friends that I was a sausage roll I really definitely was I said When they finally believed me they squirted me with tomato ketchup and bit me on the leg Stop it I had to shout in the end I’m not a sausage roll I am a human being
