Pizza and Other Stinky Poems

Pizza and Other Stinky Poems — page 1 — ONIONS Onions are round And yellow and smelly No one would eat them With strawberry jelly But cut into rings And fried up in batter I’d eat them all day And get fatter and fatter

Pizza and Other Stinky Poems — page 2 — LEMONADE Lemons on parade Lemons on parade Pay me just a quarter and I’ll make you lemonade

Pizza and Other Stinky Poems — page 3 — GOOD EVENING MR SOUP Good evening Mr Soup Soup Soup You taste as good as ink Good evening Mr Soup Soup Soup You’re awfully weak we think Yesterday they told me you were Irish stew Today you are back and you taste like glue

Pizza and Other Stinky Poems — page 4 — Good evening Mr Soup Soup Soup You taste about as good as You taste about as good as You taste about as good as INK

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