all their bad temper out on Captain Grisly’s teddy bear and their parrot Pegleg Polly
The whale gave another ginormous BURRRP It was so loud that many thousands of miles away icebergs wobbled and penguins lost their footing and fell off them and they had to find some very tall ladders to climb back up The whale burped again Sweaty socks shrieked Captain Gruesome as he slithered along the entire length of the whale’s enormous belly
Squeaky underpants yelled Captain Grisly as he was swamped in a tidal wave of the whale’s digestive juices He grabbed his teddy for comfort There was a terrible sound as the whale gave a gigantic belch and the McNasty twins found themselves hurtling up the whale’s throat past her teeth and out through her mouth in a massive plume of hot breath and sea water They were followed by Pegleg Polly who disliked the McNastys as much as anyone and everyone Such was the force generated by the whale’s burp that the McNastys sailed through the air for miles and miles eventually landing with a terrible thump on a beach with dazzling white sand A flock of passing seagulls took the opportunity to poop all over the McNastys something they had been dying to do for years but hadn’t dared before Ugh yelled Captain Gruesome Yuck wailed Captain Grisly The McNastys lifted their heads and looked warily around
Where are we asked Gruesome His head felt as if an elephant had done a tap dance on it Captain Grisly saw the white sands the rolling green hills the lighthouse and the Big Scary Very Dark Dense Forest Where No One In Their Right Mind Would Want To Go We are exactly where we want to be he said with a wicked grin At the Captain Syd Memorial Bank on the day they are handing out free money gold bars and unlimited ice cream asked Captain Gruesome hopefully Captain Grisly shook his head We’re back where we began in Little Snoring Captain Gruesome looked scared I don’t want to meet those horrible children again or that exceptionally nasty cat called Dog he whimpered And I don’t want to walk through the Big Scary Very Dark Dense Forest Where No One In Their Right Mind Would Want To Go because it was horrid And there were spiders which I loathe as much as children I don’t want to end up inside a whale again either It is not a sensible way to travel He sighed Captain Gruesome hadn’t felt so miserable since the day his brother had given him a bag of what he had told him were
