Chapter 1 he whale gave an enormous burp She had been feeling queasy for several weeks as if she had swallowed T something bad And she had She had swallowed the McNasty twins who were the nastiest pirates ever to sail the seven seas The McNastys were Gruesome and Grisly And that was just their names They were also greedy and grouchy and grumbly and very very grubby
They never changed their underwear and they almost never brushed their teeth If they did they sometimes tried to use the same brush that they used to brush their hair The brush was covered in grease and grime and tasted of earwig droppings The McNastys hated brushing their teeth They also hated all children and they hated two children in particular Tat and Hetty who had stopped them from finding the lost treasure of Little Snoring
