F O R E W ORD A chowder is a robust goop That s more akin to stew than soup It can be brackish or divine Sit down and take a taste of
An Appetizer for Alexander Abhorent axolotl scat Unless you'd like to feed my cat Come at once dear Alexander Have a bit of salamander See its tasty little gills Don't they look like lamb chop frills Amphibian avoid thy fate Slither off
synt Angush Nhat E IN AID ISIBIT At War II
Bellicose Brigand vs Belligerent Bear A bear and a brigand were bickering bitterly Under the shade of a baobab tree The best thing by far bawled the brigand is baklava Bosh boomed the bear It can't possibly be Why there's bric a brac ipecac blubber and broccoli Bamboo banana oil beetles and brine You bandy legged brute brayed the brigand you blatherskite Baklava beats them all any old time Oh what a brouhaha Baklava Balderdash Bah barked the bear We shall never agree Let us pause breathed the brigand and banish this blabber with Hot buttered bat bread and barnacle
