Angry Birds: Piggy Island Heroes It's Raining Pigs
He twiddled the dial and refocused his telescope for a closer look High on top of the pole something large (cid:192)(cid:68)(cid:86)(cid:75)(cid:72)(cid:71)(cid:15)(cid:3)(cid:86)(cid:83)(cid:88)(cid:81)(cid:3)(cid:68)(cid:85)(cid:82)(cid:88)(cid:81)(cid:71)(cid:15)(cid:3)(cid:87)(cid:75)(cid:72)(cid:81)(cid:3)(cid:69)(cid:85)(cid:76)(cid:72)(cid:192)(cid:92)(cid:3)(cid:70)(cid:68)(cid:80)(cid:72)(cid:3)(cid:87)(cid:82)(cid:3)(cid:68)(cid:3)(cid:75)(cid:68)(cid:79)(cid:87)(cid:17)(cid:3) The King saw that it was a silver plate cut out to look like the King He gasped and his tongued lolled about at the sight of his shiny lookalike He cried Shiny I WANT IT I WANT SHINY And what the King wants the King GETS Two cleaner Minions who dusted and swept the Great Hall were startled by the King’s cry Are you alright your royal Maj they asked 8
The King swung the telescope around and looked at them through the lens WHO ARE YOU You look so LARGE We’re Sweaty and Spotty We work here The Minions explained Ah of course I am the King said confused The Minions gave each other an odd look King Pig took his eye from the spyglass and stared in his weird way at the two pigs The Professor has got me he hissed Of course he has said Sweaty subtly mocking lunacy I’m on his roof and I’m SILVER the King blabbered The Professor has always got BIG SECRETS and I think he’s using ME for his next BIG SECRET 9
You must be thrilled said Spotty still mocking NO NO I’m not I want MY BIG SECRET The two pigs began to feel a little freaked out and (cid:86)(cid:75)(cid:88)(cid:73)(cid:192)(cid:72)(cid:71)(cid:3)(cid:69)(cid:68)(cid:70)(cid:78)(cid:90)(cid:68)(cid:85)(cid:71)(cid:86)(cid:17) Yes Sire they indulged him You don’t understand squealed the princely porker I WANT his SECRET ME and I WANT ME NOW Sweaty and Spotty quite scared froze on the spot You two said the King You’ll go and bring me the Professor’s BIG SECRET We will Sweaty and Spotty asked Why yes said King Pig And do it immediately He sent them off and followed them through his spyglass 10
Professor Pig sipped a cup of moss tea and took a break from erecting his weather vane He looked at the sky stuck his nose out of his win dow and sniffed deeply He noticed two pigs on a street corner staring in his direction Hello there Can I help you he hollered Yes said Sweaty Why do you sniff the air like that Oh I’m checking for at mospheric precipitation the Prof explained OK said Spotty By the way the King wants your BIG SECRET for himself He pointed towards the roof 11
