You’ll never guess which one I am Who are you I hear you ask Are you a spy Are you an alien in disguise
Are you on a top secret mission to save humans from a zombie invasion The Post-it notes are by my sister who reads all my secret diaries without my permission She’s twelve going on ANNOYING
Be quiet Gemma Actually I am Marcus Atkinson aged nine I’m an ordinary boy living an ordinary life with my father my mother and two sisters So what’s the problem
