MY LIFE HAS BECOME A BORE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME DAY IN AND DAY OUT WHAT I NEED IS A CHANGE BIRDS THINK I'M INTERESTING
THAT WAS TOO BAD HE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A DECENT SORT PUNT OBVIOUSLY IT IS WAY PAST SOMEBODY'S SUPPERTIME
WELL Hi NOBODY LIKES I CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL I CAN'T PLAY CHECKERS I CAN'T DO ANYTHING I'M A COMPLETE FLOP A SINGLE FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD So So I'm ON MY WAY TO THE BARBER SHOP I'm GOING TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN A HAIRCUT