I’m Hank and she’s Irma Irma’s not your ordinary dog She thinks she’s a real person I think you’re a person too Don’t I Irma Arf Arf I’m hooked on computers but I’m not a nerd When I get home from school I’m allowed computer time Dear Lilly I was in my room getting dressed for Halloween I was rushing to go out trick-or-treating And Irma really slowed me down